“I spotted this flyer on 9th Ave in NYC, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since.”
“I got my brother a spare part for his bike for Christmas. Only spent about 4 hours wrapping it.”
“Every year, for our boss’s birthday, we prank him all day. This year, we swapped faces of our boss’s kids with ours.”
“Broken doorbell at a neighbor’s place in Munich”
“After I hurt my foot mowing the lawn, my wife bought and decorated a robot mower.”
“To everyone at work that has been eating my jellybeans, now the fun begins.”
“A picture of my brother in P.E. class today.”
“I paint with my mustache for charity.”
“My wife asked me to censor our son’s face before posting the picture. Needless to say, I won’t be asked to do that again.”
“My 9-year-old daughter did this. I’m slightly concerned.”
“So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween...”
“Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen.”
“After 3 years of marriage I just found out my wife cuts around the sticker instead of peeling it off.”
“His twin brother wouldn’t eat breakfast, so this little man ate the whole pot of oatmeal by himself. Look at that belly!”
“I cut my sister’s bangs, being a master barber at the age of 5 in 1966.”
“My new barber left me with a hard part.”
“My mom has a 150-pound mastiff who is scared of the dark. She sent me this last night. Problem solved!”
“Some genius put googly eyes on this Rachel Ray display in Walmart.”
“My wife is pregnant and she thought it would be funny to take a picture of our dog’s feet looking like they are hers.”
“Have kids they said...it will be fun they said.”
no, if you have foster kids, you can't post them on social media.
(For foster children there are other rules, sure, but those are the exceptions.)