"The wife in The Truman Show was essentially a highly compensated, upscale prostitute."
"1 April (1/4) is also 1/4 of the way into the year."
"Gaming is the only hobby where people spend thousands of hours in a game and still complain about how terrible it is"
"Smart TVs won’t be smart until they increase volume when crunchy food is detected"
"India is the only place that naturally has lions, tigers, and bears."
"Smart@$$ and dumb@$$ are both insults, but bad@$$ is somehow a compliment."
"Every civilization found out that putting meat inside a little dough packet is delicious independently."
"Wireless charging actually limit your device’s portability more than wired charging"
"All of the Neanderthals were uncircumcised"
"April Fools s#cks because it shows that companies know exactly what we want, but don’t care enough to make it."
"Cars record how far they’ve travelled but not how long they’ve idled for, both affect the engine."
"Tennis balls are associated with dog toys almost as much as they’re associated with the sport of Tennis"
"There isn’t anything more humbling than looking at your dog and seeing the love he has in his eyes."
"A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock."
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What's worse is that our bodies can be boyant, which certainly helps in swimming. Something apes don't have.
Now cupholders and charging outlets - that's the important stuff!
True, every human is uncircumcised. Mutilating infants and young women has NEVER been PROVEN by SCIENCE to do any good and has been PROVEN to be harmful and deadly (check out mortality rates for failed procedures).
#10 This person needs to try and make the "Company" that makes those April fool gags and discover WHY. Legalities are an impossible nightmare and jo insurance would EVER cover them.
#6 Smart-@$$ is a complment to many people. Recognizes their success in using their brain to overpower simpler people