"Is my wife the only one?"
"Less than 24 hours after spending $400 to replace my car window it got broken into again."
"Luckily had no one sitting in my row for a 10-hour flight and then…this."
"Our youngest son has a taste for irony."
"This cookie packaging has holes to leave crumbs everywhere you put it."
"People who just leave their stuff on a workout machine and disappear for 15 min…"
"Back started hurting after tennis in my new shoes."
"Don’t blame him. He hasn’t finished the book yet."
"How my boss drinks coke."
"Just got to my therapy appointment. It seems to be off to a bad start…"
"This electric fan that’s locked to prevent further use"
"The hotel I stayed at last night said they provided free breakfast."
"The vacuum came with the wrong country adapter."
“Dog ate my Animal Crossing.”
“They charged me $2.37 to add tomatoes to 3 crunchy tacos. This is how many tomatoes I got.”
“Bought tickets for me and my dad to see a concert, and this is my seat.”
“Both things happened to me today.”
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and? does a stare hurt? do they start to cry? does it matter? NO just go on and train, ignore them
Somewhat common to put salted peanuts in Coke in the southern US.
its a book puzzle