“Sitting on a bench near baggage claim 28 terminal B at the Orlando international Airport just to have bedbugs start biting me. Beware if you’re in the area!”
“Dad & Stepmom sent us a Kringle. Within 15min of drop off……I sat at work raging while I watched a Squirrel DEVOUR it on my door cam.”
“And it is stuck in the locked position”
“Over 20 years of collecting MTG cards. Ruined by a water line break in the basement.”
“I finally got my roommate to move out but this is what he left me after he “cleaned”.
“My house is under renovation and the mason assured me that it would only take two days to close the roof and not get wet here.”
“Bought an antique cake pan, thought I should test for lead before using it”
“Do you think my lunch is done?”
"Ready for some nice pie for the evening- aaaaand it’s off."
“Just finished chopping 2 years worth of firewood just for the barn I was storing the firewood in to burn down.’
“Yesterday, I was excited to remodel the bathroom.”
“All the frosting on my donut came off :(“
“Ambulance and fire truck waiting for train”
“999 piece mushroom puzzle complete.”
“brothers ate everything BUT the crust.”
"Spilled red candle wax on my white bed sheets."
"Brought a book to read on the bus. All of the pages are out of order."
"My view from the top of Machu Picchu Mountain and what the view could have been:"
"Ice-cream came without a cone."
"I just built a new house for myself."
"My wife never finishes water bottles, just always grabs a new one."
"Someone took a bite out of this donut at the supermarket."
"The kids left the remote on the heater."
and? does a stare hurt? do they start to cry? does it matter? NO just go on and train, ignore them
Somewhat common to put salted peanuts in Coke in the southern US.
its a book puzzle