"Everyone in Matrix is technically a virgin"
"We usually think of dumb people not understanding smart people, but smart people also don’t understand dumb people"
"Baking in space/low gravity must produce the fluffiest baked goods possible"
"It’s pretty common in fiction to have unsettling monsters with too many eyes or too many mouths. But somehow the prospect of a monster with too many noses is more ridiculous than scary."
"It’s simultaneously ironic and sad that so many teachers are terrible with children"
"There must be an evolutionary advantage to post-nut clarity"
"You’ve more than likely been the focus of someone’s fantasy at some point in your life, whether it’s someone you know or someone who you’ve walked by or interacted with."
"Leonardo is the only one among the four Turtles that uses a weapon that was actually designed to kill"
"The blame for a poorly-parked vehicle is always given to the driver, and not the poorly-parked adjacent vehicles that are no longer present."
"Pandas are proof that cuteness is an evolutionary advantage"
"There is nothing as simultaneously satisfying and disappointing as figuring out a big twist long before you’re supposed to."
"We all are slowly drifting towards insanity but sleep resets the timer."
"We can enjoy the feeling of finally going to bed or the moments after we wake up, but we can’t enjoy sleeping itself."
"It’s easier to stick a potato up your @$$ than a snowflake"
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