"People are impressed by the uniqueness of snowflakes but potatoes are equally unique and no one cares."
"Everyone is against bullying, but they also routinely make fun of people online that they disagree with."
"ChatGPT confidently presenting false information as true and making up statistics is its most human trait yet"
"There are countless fountains around the world of males urinating, but you’ll be hard pressed to find a female one."
"99.99% of animals will never have a single hot meal while humans have evolved to the point of complaining to other humans if their meal isn’t the correct temperature."
"The survival rate of human babies is shockingly impressive considering how fragile they are and how many terrible parents exist."
"It’s a shame that if a negative person meets another negative person they don’t become positive together"
"Nothing is harder said than done"
"The percentage of duct tape used on ducts is likely very close to zero."
"Humans are the only invasive species that we’re not allowed to hunt."
"At some point in their life, anyone born on 6/06/06 has to consider if they were destined to become the Antichrist."
"Famous people get assassinated but non famous people get murdered meaning there is some level of fame where your murder becomes an assassination"
"Given pay rates, humans clearly value entertainment over necessity."
"It can often be more tiring to pretend to work, than to work"