"This egg from one of our backyard chickens that looks like someone gave it a popcorn ceiling texture"
"The McDonalds I was at had a 30 minute time limit to eat your food"
"My ice cream was solid ice on the inside"
"Kebap Shop indicates where to start eating"
"My colleagues foil ball"
"Just passed Jay Leno driving a steam powered car near the Burbank airport"
"My friend discovered a swarm of bees thriving in her walls"
"This thumb dent in my mouse after years of use"
"'Green Flash' sunset optical phenomena caught on camera"
"Early 2000s Tech Deck & current"
"My kids school has a vending machine for school supplies."
"This potato that looks like an apple"
"Backside of the Statue of Liberty"
"Penny rolled around in a dryer baffle so long it lost it's copper plating"
"This Amazon delivery employee using a hand truck for a small parcel"
"This cardinal has no feathers on its head"
"Met a llama at tractor supply today"
Yeah, but it's much more fun to make fun of the driver than it is to consider the possibility that he might not be some kind of idiot.
Only people with an IQ higher than the room temperature would understand.
And that is room temperature in centigrades!
And yet you still can't explain it.