“Was mowing some tall grass when I ran over something metal and speared my car’s tire.”
“Only blooms once a year, and I broke it.”
“You know it is spring when you find a lady bug in your burrito “
“Got a new TV pulled it out box doesn’t work. Best buy said we broke it so we can’t return it.”
“They call this a “blend” :(“
“Finished my smoothie from Panera and found a bolt at the bottom.”
“New highly anticipated Taco John’s opened yesterday, caught on fire today.”
“Spent 24 hours making chicken bone broth, only to make this rookie mistake”
“Ordered a McDonalds breakfast because I’m hungover and there is no food in the house…”
"Do I need to say more?"
’’My daughter was proud that she made ’even more money.’’’
’’My kid had been playing workshop yesterday. Glad I checked my shoe before putting it on.’’
“I didn’t need a coffee to wake me up today.”
’’I was getting ready for bed and walked into my bedroom to this.’’
“The ’window’ seat we got...”
#20 I say BS. My son bought a cracked tv there, and they gave him a new one, no questions asked.
Retailers like Best Buy and Walmart have insurance measures in place for breakages because they know it happens. If you just bought the thing, they'll certainly exchange it no problem. Refunds are less likely, though, as people sometimes try to bring back an older broken one.
or just a suggestion don't put down your glasses in seats. I have been wearing glasses for a long time and broke 1. I was swiping away a bug and knocked them off my own face not my proudest moment.