“I did an air mold test in my apartment.”
“My BBQ food truck burned down last month.”
“I turned on my defrost this morning and came back 10 minutes later to find this.”
“Lent a car to my brother for the day, and as a thank you, he filled up my car with the wrong fuel.”
“Went to use the bathroom at a friend’s house — nearly had a heart attack.”
“I was sitting on the lid of my toilet waiting for my bath to fill, scrolling on my phone when the lid shattered and I threw my phone in the bath.”
“So this happened to me today. It’s out and I’m fine!”
“Was mowing some tall grass when I ran over something metal and speared my car’s tire.”
“I asked my wife to tidy up my neck with the clippers. Yes, we are still married.”
“Spent 24 hours making chicken bone broth, only to make this rookie mistake”
“In a boot with a broken foot on day 7 of 24 of my dream tour of the UK”
“I guess no pizza for me tonight.”
“Must have dropped my keys after I locked my car. I came back to this.”
“I dropped the tuna can in the sink.”
“Forgot to check the radar this morning.”
“My car broke down this morning on my way to work and had to be towed. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my ceiling collapsed.”
“Just broke the sugar dish that’s been in my family for 4 generations.”
“Forgot I had eggs boiling”
