"These Amazon Bags Are Reversible For Returns"
"Mangoes Are Supposed To Be Peeled Like Bananas"
"Cooking Oil Around The Rim Of The Pot Stops It From Boiling Over"
"The Back Of The Hammer Can Hold The Nail For The First Swing"
"Coconut Oil Can Remove Sharpie From Your Skin"
"You Can Still Use The Wrapping Paper If You Cut It Too Short"
"The Best Degreaser Is Oil"
"The Top Of Tupperware Can Be Easily Closed By Pushing The Center"
"Salt Can Remove Bitterness From Coffee"
"Lemons Go In A Juicer Upside Down"
"The Next Glue Stick Can Be Glued To The Current One"
"Parchment Paper Can Clean Faucets"
"Stainless Steel Removes Garlic Smell From Your Hands"
"The Entire Roll Of Trash Bags Is Supposed To Go Inside The Trash Can"
"There Are Notches On The Tea Bag Flag You're Supposed To Wrap The String Around"
I'm gonna go ahead and say you're American