“I am currently without electricity in a remote village in arctic”
“Someone crashed into our wall and drove off last night.”
“My coworker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter.”
“Opened the door to my Bluebird nesting box to check on the growth of the baby birds and found this snake inside. All the birds were eaten.”
“My long board broke, im about 5 miles from my car..”
“Thanks for the Baconator Fries, Wendy’s…”
“When your horse likes to hang out in the carport… but suddenly has a bout of explosive diarrhoea.”
“10 minute walk and I end up covered in about 40 ticks. Kill me.”
“Half a roach in my Chinese takeout.”
“Meal prepped 4 days of food. This is day 3.”
“Nobody told me there was no floor support in an attic…”
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#23 Again, I ask why?
Ikea version
some assembly required.
#35 possibly the lamest post of all time on the internet
Seriously, radiators are not hard to replace.