“He required help to get down. Fortunately, no permanent damage to the cat or the blinds.”
“I left my wife’s first mother’s day gift in the car for 5 minutes.”
“My coworker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter.”
“Yesterday our neighbor’s tree gave us a great view of the stars.”
“My mother took a haircutting course 9 years ago. She confidently lured my brother in for a haircut. This is the result.”
“When you finally win family bingo and your prize is gefilte fish.”
“Accidentally cut through my home’s fiber cable while doing some gardening.”
“Broke my ankle, wrist, and tore my ligament & a tendon in my thumb on my wedding day.”
“Tanned a bit too much while wearing shoes.”
“My car this morning”
“My girlfriend opened her jewelry-making box upside down.”
“Just dropped my 3ds before a 4-hour flight.”
“I was excited to see the tip of Africa from Gibraltar but... fog.”
“Lost my phone at a construction site today. Found it a little later...”
“My son teased his sister and she threw a video game controller at my parent’s 75” TV."
“11-hour day trip ahead of us. Seat sold as ’window seat.’”
“What having a cat is like:”
“I have 30 seconds to sweep this up before the cat pees on it.”
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#23 Again, I ask why?
Ikea version
some assembly required.
#35 possibly the lamest post of all time on the internet
Seriously, radiators are not hard to replace.