"Zombie fiction has yet to realize that coveralls + leather gloves = zombie-proof. Zombie teeth ain’t getting through all that."
"You can basically violate any culture’s cuisine by putting ketchup on it."
"The first Greek to climb to the top of Mt Olympus must have been sorely disappointed."
"Coffee doesn’t give you energy. It loans energy out to you, and you’re expected to pay it back with interest"
"Eyebrow hair is the only universally agreed upon facial hair to have"
"The movie Finding Nemo made the clownfish really popular as a aquarium fish, when the movie is really about the fish not wanting to be in a aquarium."
"It is kind of lame that we don’t inherit knowledge from our ancestors and we have to study to learn what they learned thousands of years ago."
"Our brain is so powerful, its capable of simulating multiple other people in their entirety in dreams"
"With inflation, one day it will be normal to become a millionaire"
"1 dollar every 6 minutes sounds better than 10 dollars an hour"
"Drywallers must be incredible at putting cream cheese on bagels"
"Hamburgers by themselves aren’t that terrible for you. It’s the fries and soda everyone eats them with making people fat."
"We are all walking reminders that our parents did it at least once"
"The handle of an ax is a traitor to his own race."
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Same, I saw quite a few new ones in the supermarket yesterday...
There are four world wide gps (gnss) systems: US, EU, Russia and China and two regional systems: Japan and India.