"Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock."
"You never see commercials for new cereals. There are no new cereals. For some reason, cereal innovation ceased in the 90s."
"It’s totally normal to wave at every passing driver while driving down a quiet country road, but totally insane in the city."
"We’ll never truly know how famous pornstars are because most people are too afraid to publicly associate with them."
"The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river."
"Goku is very lucky that his opponents came to fight him in order from weakest to strongest"
"It’s amazing that GPS is free"
"Insurances are a form of gambling where you bet against yourself."
"Musicians are technically athletes. They just highly train smaller muscle groups for highly specialized physical acts."
"Masturbating while watching porn is the same as eating while watching cooking videos"
"The unluckiest person in the world will be the person who dies last of old age before the cure for aging gets invented."
"Angry people have loud kids because they taught their kid that screaming is how you get what you want."
"There will be a generation of kids that won’t know there used to be 9 planets"
"Licking envelopes to seal them closed is a completely normal thing that feels kinda weird."
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Same, I saw quite a few new ones in the supermarket yesterday...
There are four world wide gps (gnss) systems: US, EU, Russia and China and two regional systems: Japan and India.