"I Went Grocery Shopping, And My Husband Put Everything Away. It's A Blue Box, So It Must Be A Pasta"
"I Asked My Husband To Buy Some Cheap Plastic Drinking Cups So That We Wouldn't Break Them. This Is What He Bought. And No, We Don't Have Kids"
"My Husband Has Been Sticking These Rollers In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working"
"I Was Looking Forward To Having Mini-Muffins For Breakfast This Morning, And This Is What I Found. He Ate The Top And Left This For Me"
"I Think My Husband Was Tired This Morning Because That Is The Dog Food And Not Coffee Beans"
"My Soon-To-Be Ex-Husband Has Been Taking Advantage Of Local Food Banks "Just Because He Can," He Says But Ends Up Tossing Much Of It Out Because It Goes Bad"
"I Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary"
"My Husband Keeps Opening New Jars Of Jam Before He Finishes The Other Ones"
"I Love My Husband. I Love Cheese. Brian, What The Hell?"
"How My Husband Wrote The Date That He Opened This Orange Juice"
"I'm Very Patiently Waiting For My Fiance To Wake Up So I Can Find Out Why There Is A Bite Mark In The Butter"
"I Found My Husband's Stash Of Empty Wrappers"
"This Is How My Boyfriend Packed Up A Moving Box With Kitchen Stuff While I Was At Work"
"I Asked My Boyfriend To Put Some Toilet Paper In The Bathroom"
"My Husband Carries Doughnuts Vertically, And They Become Like This"
"I Asked My Husband To Seal An Envelope For Mailing"
"My Husband, Everyone"
"I Tore My Rotator Cuff, So My Husband Told Me He Would Finish The Interior Painting Downstairs Instead Of Me. Now He Says He's Done"
"My Fiance Refuses To Finish A Bottle Of Coke Before Opening Another One"
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