"35lb beagle ate the carrot cake I made. With cream cheese frosting. This is all that remains. RIP carrot cake."
"Instant Pot pulled pork explosion in our brand new kitchen"
"My very enthusiastic dog ate my contacts and head-butted me all in the same day"
"When you book a fun place to stay, but the toilet is in the middle of the bedroom."
"Breakfast, one of the best parts of camping, but then my brother dropped the bacon. Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
"A friend of mine booked urban company for ac repairs, now she doesn’t have a home and the company says it wasn’t their fault."
"My mcDonalds cup split in half when I put it in the cupholder"
"Moved into a new home 5 days ago and also got a few new roommates"
"Today my upstair's neighbour forgot to close his bathroom sink, my appartment flooded because of it."
I don't feel the least bit bad for them
I wonder why you would want to go 5 miles on a friggin' longboard anyway.
“S#cker” got censored? Wtf?
does lollipop get censored as well?
Or sücker?
#8 Great friends you have there!
#18 Excuse me, but that isn't a paint job. To me, it looks more like a prank.