“Dog decided to bust through my bedroom door like the Kool-Aid man while I was at work.”
“Was enjoying a cup of coffee until..”
“This pizza i got from little caesars.”
“Reserved a suite months ago for a San Diego vacation, only to find out during check-in that the pool and spa are closed for renovation.”
“Drove 4 hours on rough roads to get to this spot I’ve always wanted to fish. Discovered I left my fly box at home. FML.”
“Groundhog, who I’m literally friends with, ate my fuel line.”
“New tires. Went to workout and came back to this.”
“My friend jokingly jumped on the hood of my car and put a big dent in it”
"Bought a 80$ monitor without checking the size”
“Was going to get some late night water. thought it tasted a little funny. turned on my lights to see this”
“I ordered french toast with “fresh strawberries”
“Sh#t, I just wanted a glass of milk.”
“I broke both my feet last night.”
“Dropped all the booze I mixed for my roommate’s going away.”
“My boyfriend works for a Darden owned restaurant. Him and a coworker tied for 3rd place on server rankings and each got some scratch off tickets for a chance to win free food. This is what was revealed.”
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I don't feel the least bit bad for them
I wonder why you would want to go 5 miles on a friggin' longboard anyway.
“S#cker” got censored? Wtf?
does lollipop get censored as well?
Or sücker?
#8 Great friends you have there!
#18 Excuse me, but that isn't a paint job. To me, it looks more like a prank.