For example, this girlfriend picks her nose while she drives (even with her boyfriend in the car!!!!!) and — ugh, gag — wipes her boogers on the steering wheel.
And this girlfriend — yes, someone who has successfully convinced another human being to date them — drives a car around with an interior that looks like this.
And this husband — stifles vomit — took a big ole bite out of the family stick of butter and then put it back in the fridge.
This wife leaves her used flosser on the door handle like this...so she can reuse it the next day!!!
And this fiancé put the peanut butter back in the cabinet...like this.
This wife leaves the sugar bowl like this — every day — after making her coffee.
And this husband is incapable of returning his wife's car without it being almost totally on empty.
This wife couldn't be more wasteful if she tried...like, these "pieces for the trash" could feed a family!
This boyfriend refuses to replace this worn-worn-WORN-out toothbrush...which makes me wonder how freaking good-looking he must be if his partner still kisses him!
This girlfriend keeps buying Goldfish crackers without finishing a single bag.
And this husband keeps buying and opening new jars of jam without finishing the others first.
This wife — in one week; one! — abandoned this many glasses and mugs in the bathroom
And this boyfriend has a gaming setup that's one big, cluttered pile of attraction repellent (unless, of course, he looks more like an Adonis than a dumb@$$).
This girlfriend tried to make iced coffee by doing...this.
This wife has over 50,000 unread emails.
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