"Given how often wands are dropped in Harry Potter, it’s surprising they don’t have wrist straps fitted"
"The fact that Earth has almost 8 billion people and most of us struggle to find even 10 good friends doesn’t bode well for a society that depends on each other."
"Red eyes in pictures quietly vanished from our lives"
"All relationships ultimately end in sadness – breakup, drifting apart or death"
"The Netherlands, The Netherworld, and the Nether Regions have nothing to do with each other."
"There’s a 100% chance that you are present in the background of random people’s photos."
"It does not matter if you are tall, short, skinny or fat, there is always someone who wants to bang you"
"We as a human race have accepted the fact that silverware needs no more technical advancement"
"Given the amount of web Spider-Man leaves behind, it’s surprising it is not widely replicated and sold"
"Vampires have no excuse to be poor because they’ve had eons to perfect the art of making money"
"No one ever thinks the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles smell bad, despite them living in the sewer."
"A squirrels tendency to suddenly change direction while running make them look stupid to drivers, but that instinct is pretty brilliant for evading predators."
"Locks only exist because some people are d#cks."
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#16 That's no excuse to becoming a misanthropic depopulist b*stard..!
for one they will not be able to buy food with it