"Most younger generations will never experience the joy of hidden tracks on an album"
"You and multiple strangers have eaten the exact same animal. You all just took different parts of it."
"Dogs must really think we care about our toilets given it’s the only thing we mark as our territory multiple times throughout the day."
"Once they figure out how to slow or stop the human aging process, retirement plans and prison sentencing will need to be completely restructured."
"In the coming 50 years we need to figure out where to put 8 billion dead bodies."
"Shelter is one of the most basic needs yet one of the hardest to acquire"
"A lot of people have never sat in the backseat of their own car."
"Everyone owns a toaster but you never see a toaster advertisement"
"In a decade our children will be asking how we survived before AI"
"Walking down a street at a same pace with a stranger is weirdly uncomfortable"
"Given how loud they can sing, we are lucky most birds are asleep at night."
"Dalmatians and Firefighters quietly went their separate ways and no one really noticed"
"Peeling the potatoes isn’t the hard part. The real hard part is holding onto them during."
"In the 30 years since Pulp Fiction was released a $5 milkshake has gone from ridiculously expensive to incredibly cheap."
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#16 That's no excuse to becoming a misanthropic depopulist b*stard..!
for one they will not be able to buy food with it