“Arbys. After the 2nd bite it tasted kinda off…”
“Forgot to put in the carafe today.”
“Lighting hit my chimney and sent soot through the house”
“One of my breakfast burritos was completely empty”
“Opened a bag of jerky and took a bite without looking”
“Someone locked their bike to my bike and now I can’t use it”
“I felt something hard while eating”
“Got a three hour flight… aaaand it’s empty!”
“275 gallons of road marking paint”
“The dipstick for checking the oil just broke.”
“Screwed up the finish on my stainless steel sink by putting bleach gel on it then forgetting about it for 6 hours.”
“Went on a motorcycle trip for a week, came back after the second day with two broken thumbs.”
“I was on my way down the tallest mountain in the Uk and this happened”
“I accidentally left my laptop bag on my car roof, and drove off with it still on top.”
“My coworker put straight printer ink in one of my gloves. This will take a week or 2 minimum to come off.”
“My coworker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter.”
“I asked for it well done.’”
“I absolutely hate it when people do this.”
“My beard and my drill got into a fight at work. Beard: 0, Drill: 1”
“What could go wrong with wearing flip-flops to the airport?”
“Opened the door to my Bluebird nesting box to check on the growth of the baby birds and found this snake inside. All the birds were eaten.”
“A generous tip for someone working at a restaurant.”
“Mormon crickets at my local hospital.”
“The one time the toner burst at work while switching it out. You can see where I was at that exact moment.”
“So I think I have a rat problem... These guys fell out of the shorts I was about to put on.”
“The tire blew out on the way to work. Not a problem, I’ve got a spare. Nope. The spare gave out too.”
“A few minutes later, I saw it fly away in the back mirror. It surprisingly still works.”
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it the what people who order well done deserve.
What doesn't? Your comment have been completely preventable.
Their pizza s####cks.
Just tickle them
Living is a lost art! :)
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