"A 10-year-old child doesn’t seem that old, but when something happened 10 years ago, it feels like it happened a millennium ago."
“You can simply step outside and stare at the sun for 2 minutes and blind yourself permanently“
“There were dinosaur fossils when dinosaurs were still around.“
“Because of the invention of CGI, lots of movies from 80 years ago have aged better than movies from 30 years ago“
“People care more about animals than humans in games and movies“
“Many people have become so comfortable with online order deliveries that white vans evoke less concern than a consumer car approaching your house.“
“Most awkward people are only awkward because they are so concerned about being awkward that they become awkward“
“For some reason it’s acceptable to dig up and display dead people, but only if they’re Egyptian and died 2-3000 years ago.“
“F@#k might be the most versatile word in the English language.“
“Since humans are 60% water, we are 60% related to snowmen“
“Your accent is your voice’s font“
“With the amount of large objects we bring into our homes, it’s a wonder we don’t collectively begin making even slightly bigger doorways.“
“Kids growing up in a digital age will never really understand the picture of static on a TV screen“
“Good morning and good evening are greetings, but good night is good bye.“
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