"Wife Left The Gloves To Dry, I Almost Had A Heart Attack"
"My 39-Week-Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To "Get Stuff For Dinner". This Is What She Came Home With"
"A Very Slow Flushing Toilet Led To My Discovery Of The Most Ironic Toilet Clog. Kids Are Annoying Sometimes"
"My Dad Does This To Avoid Cutting Pepperoni"
"I Took A Stupid Photo, And It Has Become The Default Photo My Family Now Sends Each Other Instead Of "Ok""
"I Tried Turning On The TV And It Wouldn't Turn On. I Opened The Remote And I Find This"
"My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working"
"How My Sister Leaves The Bathroom"
"Tell Me You Have A Three-Year-Old Without Telling Me You Have A Three-Year-Old"
"My Mom Borrowed My (Nearly New) Heels Months Ago And Forgot Them In Her Car. She Found Them Like This Today. This Is Why I Hate Letting People Borrow Stuff"
"The Toilet Paper At My Dad’s House. He Still Complains About How Quickly I Go Through It"
"Pours A Brand New Bag Of Chips Into A Dog Bowl, Just To Eat It Out Of The Bowl"
"After My Parents' Divorce My Mother Ripped My Father Out My Childhood Photos. He Passed Away Over Two Years Ago And We Don't Have Many Photos Together"
"When You Spend Quality Time With Your 7-Year-Old Son Working On His Dinosaur Diorama For School But Your Wife Comes Home And Says This Looks Horrible"
"My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping"
"My Brother Was Mad I Gave Him My Cheap Art Supplies. He Claimed I Didn’t Trust Him Enough. Here Is The Proof I Can’t Trust Him"
"My 2-Year-Old Son Decided To Throw His Sippy Cup At Our 65" TV"
"My Aunt Saw No Harm In Taking My Pops Down From My Shelf And Letting My 4-Year-Old Cousin Play With Them While I Was At School"
"Brother Used My First Edition 1998 Chamber Of Secrets As A Coaster"
"How My Aunt Drives. She Also Texts/Calls While Driving Too"
"My Sister's Toothbrush"
"The Husband Changed The Bathroom Lightbulbs. I Am Annoyed"
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And that's why dogs love little kids...
after all it is a Coke Zero