“Creating a facebook status that says “I do not give Facebook permission to use my photos or likeness” or anything like that.”
“Touching a baby bird will make the parents abandon it. Birds don’t have a good sense of smell. It’s worse than ours. They also love their babies and wouldn’t care if it smells weird. Leave fledglings alone unless they’re in a dangerous situation, but if they are in a dangerous situation, get them out of it. And if you see a baby bird without feathers outside of a nest, place it back in the nest or take it to your nearest wildlife rehabilitation center.“
“Cracking your knuckles will cause arthritis“
“Do the kids today even know about Marilyn Manson and his missing rib?“
“It’ll take like 7 years to digest gum if you swallow it, I don’t know where it even came from.“
“Wearing red makes a bull angry“
“You have to wait 24/48 hours before filing a missing person report.“
“Blood is bright blue until it hits oxygen, then magically turns red.“
“Humans only use 10% of their brains. “
“Shaving your beard make it grow thicker.“
“That the age of 30 was considered to be “old” in the Middle Ages. Nope. The average age of death was dragged down by the infant mortality rate. If you survived past infancy, you could reasonably expect to live until your 60’s or 70’s. There are so many myths about the Middle Ages, in general. It happened over multiple centuries. No “average” can accurately convey exactly what life was like then.“
“That certain teas detox your body. Or that your body even needs to be detoxed — unless you’re a heroin addict.“
“That schizophrenia means multiple personalities. It doesn’t. It means delusions. Some people hear voices with it, others don’t. The voices are NOT personalities. These people are thinking of Dissociative Identity Disorder.“
“If you’re a cop you have to tell me.”
“Daddy long legs are the most VENOMOUS SPIDER IN THE WORLD but their fangs can’t pierce human skin I still hear this all the time and I hate being a smarty pants but I usually have to chime in.”
sure makes it easier to do so when you lift it from reddit...
If you make that face it'll stick like that.
When you grow up, you'll have so many admirers you'll have to beat them off with a stick.
Lies. Deception.
Socialism/Communism/Marxism is compassionate.
Masks prevent the spread of respiratory viruses.
The science is settled.