"Parachute pants by MC Hammer"
"If you think Tiktok trends are stupid or dangerous, people of the past were even worse.
When people thought radium was good for you, there was a huge trend to put it in EVERYTHING. Face creams. Water crocks. Toothpaste. Hair products. Makeup. Chocolate. Toys. Nightlights. Watches. Spas. Impotence treatments. SUPPOSITORIES. Yes, people were sticking radioactive stuff up their @$$ in the name of health."
"I would say pulling pranks on random people in public.I am secretly waiting for the video of a prankster going to sleep permanently."
"Saggy below the butt pants. Sure, sag your pants a few inches if you think you got steez, but Jesus Christ, if your belt is below 100% of your butt crack, you’re an idiot"
"Redneck Chic’
Where men and women (usually from up North or high end areas) drive big (nice) trucks, wear Carhartt, blast country, have a wad of dip in and believe they’re like the people those hick-hop songs are about."
"The entire Kardashians empire"
"Foot binding. that practice in china where they break and bind young girls’ feet to make them more feminine"
"Gender reveal parties, especially the ones with fire"
"For me, I’ll never be able to process the fad in the Victorian era of EATING EGYPTIAN MUMMIES
Never will that sh#t not send me right back to pure disbelief, horror and confusion."
"Lip fillers"
"Planking"
"Bum fighting."
"Pencil thin eyebrows."
"Calling your gf/bf daddy/mommy"
"Child beauty pageants"
"Anything on tiktok"
"Larry the cable guy"
"Milk crate stair challenge"
"Reality TV. If I had a time machine, I would destroy everyone involved in creating the Real World. Truly a scourge on humanity."
But. #1. Those weren’t parachute pants. They were genie pants. Parachute pants were an 80s thing and completely different.
Be sure to tell everybody you know that saggy pants originated as a prison message that this @$$ is available to all.
Yup, your local banger is tryin to dress like a plumber.
You bet.
Only in Alabama
#3 I absolutely abhor The Impractical Jokers. Who are the brain dead @$$h0les that keep that show going and popular? I make sure I never hear their cackling dumb@$$es on my TV.
#4 I sure hope the word steez isn’t a trend.