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...and all waiters must be black.
You can't go with 4 and let only 1 pay
If you want bigger plates you have to order four meals
If you order a meal you often only get the first half, but the second one might never come
Everything is mixed into a dish even if it doesn’t fit or taste any good
Don’t ever complain!
After a while you’ll bee asked: Are you still eating?
The order of the meals on the menu is randomized every time you visit so you never remember if you had anything before
You can have a cheaper meal, but you have to pause every ten minutes to watch advertisement on products you cannot afford, that’s why you took the cheaper meal
The best meals suddenly disappear from the menu
You need a subsription to enter the restaurant so you have to pay even if you don’t eat there
Searching fot the right dish on the menu actually takes longer than eating it
They don’t take anything you might not want to eat into consideration
If you are allergic to something you don’t know that it is in the meal until you ate it
When you finish a meal you will get a new one immediately