"Order a pizza and have all the secret UFO files sent to me"
"This, and then criminalize robo calling"
"Then flood the White House with liquor, women of loose morals and I can’t stress this enough… COCAINE!!! Right?!"
"Any politician must now wear a NASCAR style racing suit, bearing logos of ANY lobby they’ve accepted ANY money from, so it is clear as day just exactly who they are “working” for."
"Make it illegal for radio stations to play police siren sounds or songs with sirens.
Nothing irritates me more than that"
"Could you also make it so advertisements can’t exceed the volume of the show they are advertising on?"
"2 chicks at the same time"
"Have a water slide built from the top of the Washington Monument to the Whitehouse."
"Everybody gets a pony."
"Surround myself with people who know WTF is going on and try not to destroy anything by accident. Probably wouldn’t say much until I knew who my speech writer was"
"I order a proper remake of dragon ball z budokai 3 for current consoles with dragon rush tweaked to be less annoying but the original soundtrack untouched."
"Mandatory nap time at work"
"Rehire Monica Lewinsky."
"Reduce taxes."
"Declare the annual purge??"
"Address the entire nation, the senate, and the House with nothing more than a maniacal laugh."
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Yeah, when quarantine hit, suddenly the amount paid to unemployed people wasn't enough when upper lower class and middle class people suddenly needed it.
Forever