"Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave."
"We all just decided to agree that mana in video games is blue."
"Everybody has sh#t themselves."
"Somewhere out there is the richest homeless person"
"Dating apps feel like when you keep checking the fridge and then lower your standards enough to eat a slice of cheese and a carrot"
"Lego is simultaneously the world’s largest, and world’s smallest tyre manufacturer."
"Not having an opinion about most things is better for your mental health than having an opinion about most things."
"Tipping culture is company panhandling"
"At a certain age, most of us stopped looking for cool rocks"
"The first guy to get bit by a bullet ant must’ve looked like such a b#tch."
"Sometimes, bugs must get on aeroplanes and end up like 2,000 miles away. Really confused."
"Smacking things to get them to work has become less and less common"
"It’s a common saying that you’re the sperm cell that won the day against 400 million others. But somehow no one ever says that you’re the egg cell that won by default."
"Sometimes it’s better to stay silent than it is to be right."
"Serving sizes aren’t meant to be practical, they exist to make you blame yourself for consuming so many calories instead of blaming the product itself"
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