"My Dog Moved While I Was Taking A Panorama And Now They're Cerberus"
"This Message At The Bottom Of My Cereal Bar Box"
"A Real Life Pastafarian"
"My Race Number Matched My Shirt And Finishing Time"
"The Fog Made This Stadium Look Like A Spaceship"
"A 20th Century Bridge, Built On Top Of An 18th Century Bridge, Built On To Of A 12th Century Bridge"
"Our D.c. Office Building Got A Security Robot. It Drowned Itself"
"A Flood Can Be A Great Opportunity To Turn Your Home Into An Aquarium"
"This Tree That Fell Over Then Said Nope, I'm Not Done Yet"
"This Plastic Bag Looks Exactly Like A Cat"
"Found A Caterpillar Last Year And Kept Him. Today He Woke Up"
"My Jaguar Hood Ornament Has Ice Fur"
"One Of My Jalapeno Seedlings Loves Me"
"The Position Of 1 Letter Changes The Meaning Of This Sign"
That's also one hell of an ad for the weather stripping on those windows...