“My mate says “Potato, Tomato” and it just gets me.“
“At work: “we are a family”“
“Every time someone says thank you to my one coworker, he responds with, “my pleasure, my treasure.”
“”I just tell it like it is” 9/10 times that person is the most rude person you’re gonna meet that year“
“I could care less if you are being pacific or not ,just get me an expresso“
“No offense” followed by a lame @$$ insult that doesn’t apply to me.“
“Orry,.not sorry”
“Speaking my truth“
“I HATE when people justify their sh#tty behavior with their astrology sign. “Im such a Virgo” “Just Capricorn things”
“Everything happens for a reason” especially in response to a loved one’s death. Seriously f@#k off.”
“I was today years old”
“Nucular”
“Irregardless.”
“Giving me the ick.”
“Living my best life!!”…Ugh….“
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"would of" in any sentence
"these days" or anything suggesting that things used to be better
my phone is much better now than it was 20 years ago, grampa
I'm looking at you, #5.