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Tobias 9 month s ago
#3 Originally told as a 'dumb blonde' joke.
#4 It's just: "Arrrr, it drives me nuts." Shorter punchlines work better.
#4 It's just: "Arrrr, it drives me nuts." Shorter punchlines work better.
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Seymour 9 month s ago
#1 This was a Rodney Dangerfield joke. Seems he still gets no respect.
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Tiffany 9 month s ago
Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "Where can I get one of those?" Parrot says "Africa. There's thousands of 'em."
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Paul 9 month s ago
more!
21. to a pirate- What's your favorite letter? Lemme guess... it's 'R' right?
pirate- Nay, me first love be the 'C'
22. Mexican guy has two penises and he named one Jose. What did he name the other one? Hose B.
22. Guy walks into a bar, and says "Ow!"
21. to a pirate- What's your favorite letter? Lemme guess... it's 'R' right?
pirate- Nay, me first love be the 'C'
22. Mexican guy has two penises and he named one Jose. What did he name the other one? Hose B.
22. Guy walks into a bar, and says "Ow!"
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Jess 9 month s ago
#14 ???
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Denise 9 month s ago
Jess,
There's phrase 'elephant in the room' that refers to something controversial of which everyone is aware but nobody wants to mention.
There's phrase 'elephant in the room' that refers to something controversial of which everyone is aware but nobody wants to mention.
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Jess 9 month s ago
Denise, HAH! I get it...thank you!
#4 It's just: "Arrrr, it drives me nuts." Shorter punchlines work better.
21. to a pirate- What's your favorite letter? Lemme guess... it's 'R' right?
pirate- Nay, me first love be the 'C'
22. Mexican guy has two penises and he named one Jose. What did he name the other one? Hose B.
22. Guy walks into a bar, and says "Ow!"
There's phrase 'elephant in the room' that refers to something controversial of which everyone is aware but nobody wants to mention.