Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "Where can I get one of those?" Parrot says "Africa. There's thousands of 'em."
Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "Where can I get one of those?" Parrot says "Africa. There's thousands of 'em."
#4 It's just: "Arrrr, it drives me nuts." Shorter punchlines work better.
21. to a pirate- What's your favorite letter? Lemme guess... it's 'R' right?
pirate- Nay, me first love be the 'C'
22. Mexican guy has two penises and he named one Jose. What did he name the other one? Hose B.
22. Guy walks into a bar, and says "Ow!"
There's phrase 'elephant in the room' that refers to something controversial of which everyone is aware but nobody wants to mention.