"A sheep farmer has a talking dog. One day he asks it to get all his sheep into the pen.
A little while later the dog says “job’s done, all 40 sheep accounted for”
“40!? I have 36 sheep, not 40” the farmer says.
The dog replied “I know, I rounded them up”"
#4 It's just: "Arrrr, it drives me nuts." Shorter punchlines work better.
21. to a pirate- What's your favorite letter? Lemme guess... it's 'R' right?
pirate- Nay, me first love be the 'C'
22. Mexican guy has two penises and he named one Jose. What did he name the other one? Hose B.
22. Guy walks into a bar, and says "Ow!"
There's phrase 'elephant in the room' that refers to something controversial of which everyone is aware but nobody wants to mention.