"Chances are, the amount of people on the earth is very similar to the amount of testicles on earth"
"Handcuffing a deaf person takes away their freedom of speech…"
"Anyone who has ever had someone try to walk in on them while they are pooping knows that it is for more likely that you will have the sh#t scared into you, not out of you."
"At some point in future, inflation will get to a point where being a millionaire will no longer be considered a benchmark of being rich"
"The idea of an animated skeleton is a lot less scary when you realize a skeleton only weighs about 7 pounds."
"Someone in your friend group will have to go to everyone’s funeral and will feel more alone at each one."
"You’ve probaly never hit something as hard as you possibly can and never will"
"Willy Wonka killed 4 kids in his factory and gave its ownership to Charlie to deal with the PR nightmare."
"The two people in Escape (The Piña Colada Song) are positively horrible, and there is no way they stay together."
"Most humans finish life without even exploring 1% of the earth."
"Somewhere out there, someone’s complained about you on the internet"
"Just think in 100 years trillionairs will go see the shipwreck of the billionaires that went to go see the millionairs shipwreck."
"Wood is rarer in the universe than diamonds"
"AI is going to become so advanced that when a mistake happens, someone will get upset and complain about a human error."
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on the other hand..... a cat is not simply a pet, it is a god/owner...
for every cut testicle or tiddie, someone has to have 3 to even out the average.
not to mention that tiddies take at least 10 years to grow.
Perhaps one of the cringiest songs ever written.