"We’ve never seen John Wick in his prime, only him after retirement."
"Alex Trebek lasted 80 years in the public eye without a single controversy or scandal"
"Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich"
"There are breathtakingly beautiful sights on uninhabited planets all over the universe that no one will ever see."
"Alcohol companies never a show a drunk person in their ads"
"Your pets must think you’re the highest authority in the world"
"Eating two peices of bread and butter seems normal. Eating a butter sandwich seems really abnormal."
"Hacking scenes in movies never require people to use a mouse for some reason"
"Pablo Picasso only missed the release of Star Wars by four years."
"It’s crazy to think the past and future don’t actually exist. They’re only ever a memory or an idea."
"People use the Olympic swimming pool to give a sense of scale of how big something is, though most people don’t actually know how big an Olympic swimming pool is."
"At some point, there was only 1 nude pic on the entire internet."
"People tend to mix right and left, but they never mix up and down"
"No one really talks about lava lamps anymore"
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on the other hand..... a cat is not simply a pet, it is a god/owner...
for every cut testicle or tiddie, someone has to have 3 to even out the average.
not to mention that tiddies take at least 10 years to grow.
Perhaps one of the cringiest songs ever written.