The bank employee who saved this girl's number when she opened an account and texted her to go dancing?? As if she'd find that anything other than wildly creepy?:
The person who wrote this question, because everyone knows a shared ping pong table at work >>> a livable wage:
The hotel that decided that "breakfast included with stay" means a Pop-Tart, some Sunny D, and a bag of Ruffles???:
This aunt who decided to hijack a relative's Facebook post announcing the birth of their literal child, because her great grandson turned 1 month old on the same day:
This a-hole who is so out of touch, he literally responded to his friend being short on cash by saying "Come have some LOBSTER with us":
This CAT shampoo that says "cat" in the title, in the instructions, AND has a massive cat on the bottle, but in teeny tiny font says, "for use on dogs only":
This person, who can probably stop wondering why they're still on a dating app:
This (hopefully ex) friend who was certainly not happy that his "bro" thoughtfully commissioned some art of him and his recently deceased dog instead of getting something more flashy for his birthday:
The passive-aggressive coworker who put up these signs about sniffling:
This girlypop who apparently will not be impressed unless you break the bank to woo her:
This Airbnb host who tried to charge a customer ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for turning down the thermostat:
The grinches, I mean, residents of this apartment complex who went to a building-wide game night and stole all the games and snacks so nobody else could have fun:
The chef who decided to put sausage and peppers on the appetizer menu...and then proceeded to plate them like this:
This waiter, who really tried to charge a customer for an $87 tip on an order that was $38, despite the customer noting the tip AND total at the bottom of the receipt:
The person who expressed feelings for their roommate (who is in a longterm relationship), was expectedly turned down, then decided to send them a cute little text out of the blue saying they need to move out:
The person who left this warning on someone's car literalllllly right in front of the "visitors parking" sign:
This online shop that asks for tips at checkout, because apparently, we do that everywhere now:
This boss who asked an employee to work a 17-hour shift (3:30 p.m. to 8:30 a.m.) on the 4th of July so he didn't have to work for 12 hours:
This Facebook Marketplace seller who had a customer driving 45 minutes to purchase a bookshelf, but decided to sell it to someone else while the original customer was on the way:
This landlord who agreed to give the tenant leaving the house a 24-hour warning before bringing new tenants for a walkthrough...and decidedly did not:
The neighbor who saw absolutely nothing wrong with blocking the street for several days so other people can't access their homes while they renovate their own:
The person who put a tip jar at the self-serve continental breakfast...so I guess the tip is for me, right?:
The landlord who is renting out an apartment in a home for $1,200 with no kitchen:
The designer who wrapped a bunch of planks together and said, "Surprise, it's a table!"
This Amtrak employee who said, "I can't see the problem, so there is none, bye!"
And finally, this absolutely bonkers HOA policy that requires all dog owners to register their dogs' DNA for $86 each so they can test any poop they find in the neighborhood:
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Thing is: I lived behind the Iron Curtain for twenty years during the Sowjet era. We had EXACTLY the same thing with registrations and unbelieveable statel intrusion, controls and checkups about how one has to live. This HOA thing garstly reminds me of it. And people go along with it. Gives me shivers down my spine.