Bees: 100 human deaths.
Bees are dead last on the list, and are honestly having their own issues staying alive so maybe take that with a grain of salt.
Deer: 100 human deaths.
Judging by the amount of hunters drinking Busch Light in the woods, this stat might literally be my entire hometown. (Obviously kidding.)
African Cape Buffalos: 200 human deaths.
Definitely wins most intimidating animal on the list.
Lions: 250 human deaths.
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
Hippos: 500 human deaths
Not too shabby.
Elephants: 500 human deaths.
Tied with Hippos, so maybe leave the big boys alone.
Tapeworms: 700 human deaths.
Everything I’ve learned about tapeworms has been negative, and against my will.
Crocodiles: 1,000 human deaths.
Stay out of the water.
Ascaris Roundworms: 2,500 human deaths.
The most common worm infection in humans. No thank you.
Tstetse Flies: 10,000 human deaths.
Welp that’s substantial jump. A tsetse fly bite can cause what is commonly referred to as ‘Sleeping Sickness.’ If you get bit by one of these things, seek medical help immediately.
Assassin Bugs: 12,000 human deaths.
Not only can their bite be dangerous, but their feces can also spread parasites. AWESOME.
Freshwater Snails: 20,000 human deaths.
Parasites use these snails as hosts, and then infect humans who swim in the contaminated waters.
Dogs: 30,000 human deaths
Unfortunately (as of 2016) pit bulls accounted for 71% of deaths.
Snakes: 100,000 human deaths.
“They’re more afraid of you than you are of them.” NOPE.
Mosquitoes: 1,000,000 human deaths.
By far the deadliest animal on Earth. The annoying, obnoxious, disease-spreading mosquito. Next time you’re sitting around that green patio furniture until 2am, just remember these assholes are out and about.
DDT is the cure I'm lookin' for....
People still defend that liar.
A month?
A week?
A day?
A minute?
A second?