"It’s easy to dig holes."
"That you can kill a sh#tload of people and just go back to your life, without consequences, or mental health issues."
"Getting punched doesn’t hurt that much."
"That I can quit my day job at a big city marketing firm, go back to my small home town, and marry a hunky but down to earth guy who owns a Christmas tree farm."
"You can shoot a lock with a gun and it’ll break/unlock."
"That CPR is Clean, Pretty, and Reliable. If you’re doing chest compressions correctly, you’re breaking ribs with them. The person whose heart isn’t beating is probably going to vomit if they wake up, and it’s a coin flip at best if they’re actually going to be helped by it. It’s something that will do some amount of harm to potentially save your life, which is what you’re at when you’re in a situation where CPR is actually necessary."
"That you can walk away from an explosion, unscathed."
"You can fire a gun in an enclosed space and somehow not lose your hearing."
"Girls are prettier without glasses."
"I love it when there’s an open parking spot right in front of wherever the main character is going."
"Working an entry level job but being able to afford a giant apartment in NYC."
"“Two beers.”
What kind of beer? Bottle or draft? Are you gonna pay for that?"
"Every family has this huge breakfast spread before they start their day and all they visibly eat is toast."
"Jobs in art galleries are bountiful, and automatically lead to love."
"A laptop can instantly boot up, connect to the nearest network, and hacking someone/a company is instantaneous (using a keyboard only.)"
"That if a cop doesn’t read you your rights while under arrest, you automatically get off the hook."
"Blunt force trauma isn’t a thing & the human skull and neck can totally take multiple blows."
"People hanging up the phone without saying goodbye."
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But they work in Movies
Repeatedly cocking the gun.
There’s no such scene in Die Hard.
not true, I have emptied liquid mouth content through my nostrils more than once. Does that count?
And while we're at it can we agree that cats are funny and dogs are adorable so we can do away with all these useless pictures.