"We quote Always Sunny all the time.
I can’t say trash anymore without saying it like Frank."
"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
"Arrested Development"
"I’ve made a huge mistake"
"Futurama"
"Good news everyone."
"The Office"
"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."
"Community"
"Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
I say it literally every day at work."
"The IT Crowd"
"People. What a bunch of bastards."
"South Park"
"Don’t come crying to me when you end up naked and jacking it in San Diego."
"Malcolm in the middle."
"“Dad, I can’t die, I’m 17″… so just because you’re 17 you can’t die?"
“Frankly I just don’t see it happening.”
"Letterkenny"
“To be faaaaaaaaaaaiiirrrr”
“That’s what I appreciates about you”
"Monty Python’s Flying Circus"
"Chapelle Show."
"I’m rich b#tch. What! Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b#tch?"
"Buffy The Vampire Slayer"
"Xander don’t speak Latin in front of the books"
"Brooklyn 99"
"It’s your butt. Your butt is da bomb There will be no survivors."
"OK. no hard feelings, but I hate you. not joking. bye."
"SpongeBob."
"No, this is Patrick!"
"Seinfeld"
"Man Hands. Double-dip. Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it. Regifter. Close talker. Sponge-worthy. That’s a shame. The sea was angry that day my friend. Yada, yada, yada. The dingo ate your baby. These pretzels are making me thirsty. Anti-dentite. No soup for you! Serenity now! Master of your domain.
To list just a few."
"Scrubs. Especially Dr Cox."
"Parks and Rec."
"MONEY PLEEEEEEASE"
"Treat yo self."
"Simpsons."
"Can’t go a day without making some references."
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"(Then we'll) go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over." -Shaun
"Nah, man. I'm pretty f@#kin' far from okay." -Marsellus Wallace
Bonus- "Batonga in Batongaville!" -RDJ in Natural Born Killers
I don't know why, I just like saying it. Nobody gets it...
-H. Simpson