"Do dogs lick you because they know you have bones inside of you?"
"One day Netflix will seem as archaic as cassette tapes seem now."
"You can’t stand backwards on stairs."
"An obvious name for a cross between a cracker and a chip is “crip”. But I can think of a couple of groups that would argue against that."
"Why isn’t the downward escalator called a deescalator?"
"What seasonings do cannibals use?"
"The ocean is a soup, as it has meat, water, vegetables, and spices (aka salt)."
"‘Ricky Ricardo’ from the I Love Lucy series full name would be ‘Ricardo Ricardo’."
"Ants have been farming for millions of years so what if they had formed a modern society like us a while back and almost destroyed themselves and the planet just like us but then decided to abandon that lifestyle and went back to simpler times?"
"Whoever named dentures had the perfect opportunity to name them substitooths."
"If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?"
"The more bed you have, the less bedroom you have."
"Unobtanium is right after Hardtogetium on the Periodic Table."
"The Vampire Panics of the 18th century western world were all developed as a marketing strategy to sell more garlic."
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