“Me and my bf have the same mole on opposite hands”
“I found a tiny pocket knife at a music festival.”
“For 7 years half of this deck has been used to play euchre. The other half has been relatively untouched.”
“My used soap bar looks like Chicken Breast”
“This “Black Cloth” in the hotel bathroom.“
“This specific spot on my girlfriend’s elbow doesnt get goosebumps.”
“Old and new Fanta logos next to one another”
“Chocolate nobody opened for 2 years.”
“This Wendy’s I stopped at sells 50 piece nuggets.”
“The difference between my brother and I’s tan”
“My sister wearing a shirt of me wearing a shirt of my brother.”
“Toilet paper roll from Kyrgyzstan has no centre”
“This restaurant only prints their very short menus on business cards”
“Found a not so “mini” mini-wheat in my box of cereal.”
“This ball claims no child labor used”
“This Thrift Store find has timestamps of all curse words in Ghostbusters (1984)”
"The sun on my door is so bright you can see it through the door."
"My transition glasses were left in the mesh pocket of my backpack."
Or a mannequin.
Moron. English is hard.
German without Proper rules.
Even retarded Island Monkeys and their moronic Offsprings over the Pond can speak it.
You little grammar nazi