“Someone broke into the building in the middle of the night, broke the coin slot, bent the metal and flipped the machines to get out about $30 of coins and now I have a $1,000 repair.”
“My entire nerve is shot just by this little mark under my nail. I was giving my cat a French fry and accidentally rammed his molar into my finger. My entire nerve up my arm is damaged.”
“Wheel on grocery cart broke and popped milk bag”
“After ripping out my front door, I learn there are different sizes for doors.”
“The heat is melting the glue in my car“
“My wife was laid off from her job. The same day, we tested positive for COVID, forcing us to cancel our vacation.”
“Someone drove a U-Haul into my bedroom.”
“Forgot my IB gels in the car, in this triple digit heat, and they fused together into one big mass.”
“Can’t drive to get a new one”
“Plugged in the wrong thing and melted a bowl onto my flattop”
“Tearing very softly and this happened. Now I gotta eat them all.”
“Fire extinguisher decided to go off my trunk.”
“100 year old family cabin burned to the ground first day of vacation.”
“Got food poisoning on holiday, now I can’t leave the room”
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And they were only on a 3 hour tour.... (sorry, I'm old that's the first thing that popped in my head)
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
Have you been outside lately?
You meant #43, right?
#37 THATS my biggest fear thank you arthur Conan doyle
Same with #31
Why would you call a tow truck for a flat? Get them tools and the spare out of the trunk you pansy!