"You’ve absolutely maxed out your potential."
“At this point, you can only impress me.”
"Greatness has always chased you, but you have always been a little faster."
“I envy people who have never met you.”
“I may have taught you everything you know, but I didn’t teach you everything I know.”
"You are the Monday of my life."
"I read it on another sub. Somebody told their annoying friend that they have an amazing voice to play the drums."
“Everybody has a purpose in life, even if it’s to serve as a bad example.”
“Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.” -Homer Simpson
"I’ve been told “Bless your heart” is really an insult."
"A friend’s 17 year-old girlfriend called me “Sir”. I was 19."
“Your train of thought always seems to have a pleasant journey, doesn’t it?”
“I’d like to invite you to leave.”
“You’re not being the person Mr Rogers knew you could be.”
"Have the day you deserve."
"If it makes you happy, then it makes me happy."
"Do you work outside of the home."
"Well, you certainly have a unique way of looking at things."
"Telling a woman they are just like their mom."
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(is what I keep thinking when I see that one DJ)