"When my 3 year old lad is super excited to see me when I get home from work and he runs up and gives me the biggest hug ever"
"When your usually anti-social cat, jumps into bed and wants to be the little spoon, buries their nose into your elbow and nudges you to pet them."
"Those sneezes that edge you for like 10 seconds before letting you release. Holy s#it."
"When you work all day long on tight shoes, you sit on the couch, unlace em, and take em off, much better than an orgasm."
"When a q-tip hits just right deep in your ear. It is positively orgasmic."
"Garlic Bread."
"Taking my bra off after working for 10 hours, throwing on an oversized sweatshirt to lounge around the house in. Nothing but a sweatshirt and a pair of panties while eating a tub of ice cream."
"The middle bite of a juicy double cheeseburger."
"Discovering a book/show/game that has a world that you think about while falling to sleep for months."
"Back scratches."
"Genuine compliment from strangers."
"Weekend with the house to myself. No kids no wife. Just the weekend, not forever."
"Eating something that I’ve been craving for awhile."
"Sex is great but have you ever felt genuine appreciation."
"Waking up at 4am and chugging that bottle of water that’s been waiting for you to wake up."
"When you’ve had a stuffy nose for two weeks and suddenly you catch yourself breathing normally on both nostrils"
"The relief you get after finally being done with something you’ve been dreading for weeks or months (bonus points if said thing goes well)"
"That feeling when you’ve been holding a sh#t for a couple hours and finally let it all out and suddenly you feel 10 pounds lighter."
"When you are so sleepy. Haven’t slept in forever. Your eyes are damn near closed. You finally get home and get ready for bed. And you fall asleep in 1 minute."
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Thank God you didn't say that about #1