Code Cracks And Laughs: Hilarious Programmer Jokes And Memes (51 PICS)

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Sibbie 1 year ago
#44 that's why they call it 'code'
       
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Molly 1 year ago
#1 thats why you just leave the site or use adblocker, or Brave browser. No more popups, cookies, ads, blocked autoplays
       
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Sibbie 1 year ago
Molly,

Pihole for the win!
       
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Charles 1 year ago
I programmed in COBOL (yes I am old):
- take blank giant roll of blue Paper stripe
- cut EVERY 8-bit line into it by hand punch machine via a stencil
- Load finished paper roll into giant machine that actually had a RAM and was a boiling hot bastard
- find the mistake by going through the whole thing again
- cut out mistake with scissors, literally add red 'patch' with glue
- load roll into giant machine again to have a nice workday sauna
- find new Mistake on now Frankensteins code band
- Guess what: Saunaday (hoorray!)
- in case code was working at some point, copy code on celluloid strip again by hand (more durable)
- repeat next week (we were working on Eigenvalue problems)
Still the same: Scratching your head why it suddenly worked...
Have a nice day, folks! :)
       
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Rudolph 1 year ago
#29
This actually happens.
I applied for a *very* junior sysdev gig way back when, got an interview yada yada yada.
Three(!) weeks later I got an email telling me I was shortlisted for a second interview and a personality test, which would be followed by a "post-personality assessment interview" (lolwut?) a week later. When I politely declined because I had already gotten a job the HR dude replied 3 days later, calling me me unprofessional and accused me of wasting their time.
       
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Susan 1 year ago
Rudolph, you should have told them “I’ll tell you what, you double my current offer and I’ll consider coming to work there.”
       
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