• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
Always store your empty squirt guns in the freezer before filling them with cold water right before you use them.
For better results use your morning piss. Aim for the croth, so they wont notice first.