“Some people go their entire lives without calling the cops.”
“Losing 10k unexpectedly has a much bigger impact on your life than getting 10k.”
“Birds are f@#kin loud considering how small they are”
“Multiplying by 15 feels much harder than multiplying by 1.5”
“The amount of people walking around with improperly cleaned @$$es after taking a sh#t is astounding and disturbing.”
“AI has viewed more porn than any human ever will”
“There is no reason for baby clothing to have pockets”
“When we can record our dreams, everyone is going to have to get used to seeing themselves in some pretty crazy sexual situations in somebody else’s dream recording”
“Nearly everyone in the first world has a more luxurious life than kings and queens of the past.”
“Horses are the most farted on animal ever”
"Most people have a very low bar for what constitutes a good person."
“People might complain less about tipping waiters/waitresses if the meal wasn’t so expensive in the first place”
“At some point in our lives, our @$$holes (mostly) learn to distinguish the feelings between a fart and a sh#t.”
“Apple Watch knows when we masturbate”
“Dinosaurs had sex in doggy position way before dogs existed yet the position was not named after them.”
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