“This pepper I grew looks just like a fruit roll up”
“The print on my daughter’s crib sheet doesn’t show on her monitor.”
“My yellow pepper came with a green pepper inside.”
“This bi- colored leaf I found today”
"This grape getting strangled by its own stem"
“This instant peanut butter machine at a breakfast buffet”
"This plant replica urinal"
“A reflection from my friend’s phone created a Pink Floyd album cover on her hazard button”
“The hotel I’m staying at is serving full honeycomb for breakfast.”
“My parent use a second hand professional toaster oven in their home”
“Fluorescent eyedrops showing scratches on my cornea”
“This is what my average (double) cabin on the oil rig looks like”
"Etna, the volcano, gave birth to an enormous smoke ring when I was there."
"This hairdryer I saw with a hand attachment."
"This McDonald’s literal drive thru."
"Abe Lincoln’s hat he wore the night he was assassinated."
"This camouflaged excavator."
"This TV remote has a football button."
"The difference between cruise ship sizes."
I'm wondering about you.