“Someone is going to wake up to this…”
“I was craving over easy eggs now im just over eggs.”
“In Chicago for work, paying $65 a night for parking, wake up ready to go to work, all my equipment is gone”
“Apparently I don’t know how to warm up an egg”
“Just paid 10k to move into a brand new condo and ALL of my kitchen appliances broke within a week.”
“Saw my first ever Mississippi cactus. Flung right off of my bike tire and into my leg. Bloody leg and a flat tire.”
“The way my pasta spilled”
“Hail damage to my grandparents’ patio chair”
“When you spray tan and don’t count ’Mississippilessly’”
“Our front stairs randomly collapsed today.”
“The ear-shaped handle broke off of my Vincent van Gogh coffee mug.”
“My new auto-folding umbrella just ejected when I tried to open it.”
“Must have been really windy to blow a window out!”
“Just normal milk shattered a glass perfectly in 2 and exploded the milk across the kitchen.”
“A circle of glass knocked out of a window by a chip of concrete thrown from a circular saw cutting kerbstone outside.”
“I went to the gas station and came back to this.”
“I broke my boyfriend’s tempered glass while cleaning up his PC, time to pack my bags because I’m gonna be single when he gets back home.”
“Just started dating this guy a month ago, and I broke his shower door.”
“My roommate recently ran a marathon with a headband on, and it resulted in a mildly interesting tan line.”
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#33 spray tan? Sick mofo
#2 ...that thing is made of plastic and glue; it becomes brittle over time
Possibly the worst car brand (Trabant) in the world.
well, they may have been shit cars with unwordly delivery dates, but those were honest cars that delivered exactly what they promised.
On the other hand, there are German car manufacturers that can't adhere to emission standards and instead of fixing it they use software to cheat on emission tests. That brand is what I would call "worst car brand in the world".
If you want to stand and watch the concert, then step over to the side so that you are not a jerk blocking other people's view.
not being a j#rk is frumpy nowadays.
care to explain?
#15 you wanted a fade...you have no hair lol
#18 I don't see the issue. you will eat the bugs and enjoy the protein. if you want other food go stop climate change
#26 the car is not a safe
everyone is a critic nowadays
#33 Yes, totally random, given the pristine condition the stairs seem to be in otherwise!