“Managed to rip my headphones in two when I sneezed.”
“My friend got a new car today and the wheel fell off while driving it.”
“Kitchen cabinets came crashing down at 4am last night”
“I packed a big lunch, then grabbed an empty lunch box by accident while in a rush to get out the door.”
“My Girlfriend Ripped my Painting”
“Siding crew ran out of siding and stole some from the completed side on a street corner. Won’t get a new shipment until next week…”
“I left the door open bringing in groceries “
“This is what my Mum got for 50 years of service. They only remembered after she brought in a cake. No more than £20 spent.”
“Paid $300 for seats with a clear view since my gf is very short, drove nearly 2 hours to get to the concert early, took the day off work. This was oir view for the entire concert.”
“When you get your fav wings from your fav spot then have to unexpectedly slam on the breaks.”
“I accidentally dropped my gorilla light and it broke”
“Was getting chicken ready for tomorrow and then this happens.”
“Thought it was safe to leave a single food packet out in my room over night”
“Asked for a fade and got this.”
“Found in my attic just now at 4 am… this was not here last week.”
“Anti-leak technology really has come a long way…”
“I have a Costco box full of these at work, just ate one yesterday…this entire bar was infested with these…things”
“My kid’s fresh Nike kicks arrived today!”
“I fell down a flight of stairs and got a permanent nerve injury to my lower leg.”
“Not only did I wash my dishes, I also washed a cockroach”
“So the landlord decided to lay concrete in front of my door without notice yesterday morning…”
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#33 spray tan? Sick mofo
#2 ...that thing is made of plastic and glue; it becomes brittle over time
Possibly the worst car brand (Trabant) in the world.
well, they may have been shit cars with unwordly delivery dates, but those were honest cars that delivered exactly what they promised.
On the other hand, there are German car manufacturers that can't adhere to emission standards and instead of fixing it they use software to cheat on emission tests. That brand is what I would call "worst car brand in the world".
If you want to stand and watch the concert, then step over to the side so that you are not a jerk blocking other people's view.
not being a j#rk is frumpy nowadays.
care to explain?
#15 you wanted a fade...you have no hair lol
#18 I don't see the issue. you will eat the bugs and enjoy the protein. if you want other food go stop climate change
#26 the car is not a safe
everyone is a critic nowadays
#33 Yes, totally random, given the pristine condition the stairs seem to be in otherwise!