"Cheating didn’t get more common place, technology made it easier to get caught and divorce stigma fizzled out."
"You have no proof to yourself of when you were born. You just have to take everyone’s word for it."
"In none of the nearly 50 Tarzan movies did anyone like the actual plot of the book enough to use it"
"A gallon of gasoline is cheaper than a gallon of Gatorade"
"We live in a time where having a $600 a month apartment is now a flex."
"You technically came out of both of your parents"
"You have unknowingly prevented or delayed your own death."
"Most Airport restaurants wouldn’t survive outside the airport."
"Your genetics never failed to reproduce over millions of years"
"People are going to be annoyed that their autonomous vehicle strictly adheres to the rules of the road."
"The fact that our teeth are made to go through meat but our mouth is also made of meat is honestly so f@#ked up"
"The invention of text messaging was absolutely life changing for deaf people."
"Coffee smells great coming from everywhere except the mouth of the person drinking it."